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Vulnerability found in Mini Espresso Gadget

MMMmmm.

Recently my business partner gave me one of these marvelous machines from across the ocean. A gift from Italy.

The problem I usually encounter with these mini espresso makers is that they are all designed for electric stoves. The base is so small it will drop through the grate of my gas stove. This one fits, barely. It’s steady enough, but it’s in a precarious position. When you remove one cup the unit becomes further unbalanced. Combine that with the brass hooks that are just waiting to catch the cup as you remove it and you have a recipe for DISASTER:

AAAaaargh.

Laptop battery recall batters Sony’s public image

Dell and Apple have announced two huge recalls on laptop batteries made by Sony. If you own a Dell or Apple laptop it’s in your best interest to check these links and see if you battery is covered:

https://www.dellbatteryprogram.com/

https://support.apple.com/ibook_powerbook/batteryexchange/index.html

My new battery for my iBook is already on it’s way.

Theoretically.

Obligitory Grand Canyon Photos

We made it back. Muscles, joints, bones and sinew burn with slow pain:

Entombed

Click here for more photos …

Hiking the Grand Canyon

On Saturday, Jaime and I leave to hike the grand canyon. We will be camping three nights and deciding what to pack is crucial. I found this list by Matt Simerson to be really helpful.

Sentinel of Heaven SUPER Pan Chicken, Freejazz Style

You don’t cook with the book. You cook with the heart and the hands.

Today’s lunch:

  • Chicken
  • Flour
  • Salt
  • Pepper
  • Vermouth
  • butter
  • Rice
  • A steamed vegetable, maybe broccoli or squash or what have you.

Drop some rice in the rice cooker, and place some vegetables in the steaming rack. Start the rice cooker.

My original goal was pan fried chicken. You start by putting flour, salt and pepper in a bowl. Mix and dip the chicken in it, you want as much of the flour mixture to stick to the chicken as possible. Throw some butter in a pan and the chicken dives in too. The chicken begins to cook, but you realize something is wrong. Horribly wrong. The chicken is too thick! The center isn’t cooking. Grab a pan and some vermouth. Pour the vermouth around the chicken and cover with the lid. The steam will cook the center of the chicken.

The chicken should come out marvelous. The taste will bring a little tear to your eye. It’s not crispy, it’s more like a Japanese katsu. The flavor is all USA though, well maybe a little French flavor.

It’s fast, and you don’t need to touch a measuring spoon.

Anabelle

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Annabelle has a slender neck and complicated eyes. You think they smile at you at first, but a closer look reveal determination and dangerous intent.

It’s nighttime in Nuremburg and my parents have closed the door. Some time passes and the yellow light streaming under the door goes dark. The entire room is still illuminated with the light of the city, there are no shadows. I feel that I have stepped into another world. I must explore this strange new dimension, but the bars of my crib hold me prisoner. A deluge of water begins silently pouring through the airconditioning vent, filling the room. It’s not real water, it’s cartoon water and cartoon fish and other strange things swim around the room. I am not asleep. Maybe sleepwalking, but this isn’t completely a dream. It’s a mashup, dream and reality. The room is still there and I am still standing in my crib, breathing cartoon water.

That’s my possibly my earliest memory, and it illustrates the power that comic book or cartoon images hold over me. I like when you can see the sketch lines, and a simple, but amazing color scheme doesn’t hurt either.

Enough words, check out:

http://www.sircle.net/

Minimal Security Standards for the Small Business

Computer Security. Who cares? You didn’t build your business in order to spend all your time defending your network from bad guys, you want to concentrate on your core competencies. Besides who is interested in hacking my network anyway?

Lot’s of people. The barbarians are at the gates:

Spam Gangs
Spam gangs are groups of people who make money by sending out massive quantities of SPAM. Many of them operate out of Russia and Asia. Since the IP Address they send the spam from will eventually get blacklisted, they constantly need to switch to a new address. Your computer has one. Your computer also has bandwidth, in the form of your connection to the internet. It is very cost effective for the spam gangs to hack your computer, use it to send out mass amounts of spam email and let you deal with the aftermath, such as being blacklisted.


Russian Organized Crime

Hacking and identity theft has become big business in Russia. Your accounting data is a prime target. Your computer, IP address and your bandwidth are also valuable in launching attacks against other targets. The financial damage to you and your customers could sink most small organizations. Add in legal liability and damage to your reputation.

Worms, Virii and Spyware
Malicous programs programs, test your security every second of the day. If you have a weak link in your security, you will be compromised. If you use a computer, I’m sure you’ve encountered one of these pests. To call them a pest however is to underestimate them. The noisy ones, the ones that attract attention, pop up windows, slow down your PC, delete files and so forth, these are not the dangerous ones. The ones that give remote control to an attacker, the ones that search your computer for credit card or social security numbers, these are the truly damaging specimens. You won’t even notice they are there.

Alright. As the owner of a small business what do I do?

Start by recognizing that information security is a process. You need to treat it like your other ongoing business processes such as sales, accounting and marketing. Start by creating a policy. I’m going to give you a basic sample:

  1. All network access will be regulated by a firewall.
  2. All workstations will have antivirus, antispyware and firewall software installed and configured.
  3. All accounts and logins will have a decent password.
  4. Any wireless connections will be encrypted.
  5. All computers will be kept up to date, with patches and security fixes.
  6. Important data is backed up to a secure location.

Sure it’s incomplete, but if you enforce this simple policy then you are no longer a soft target. Remember that security is a process, so each policy item must be audited on a regular basis:

  1. The firewall rules should be tested for effectiveness, and should be monitored for signs of an active determined attack.
  2. The configuration and status of antivirus, antispyware and firewall software needs to be checked.
  3. Passwords should be run against a password cracker, to reveal weak passwords.
  4. Wireless connections should be audited.
  5. Patch status and workstation configuration should be audited. You can use the Microsoft Baseline Security Analyzer to make this task considerably easier.
  6. Test your backup!
    1. Start with the policy, enforce it, audit on a regular basis. That’s the process. Rinse and repeat.

Temple of Heaven: Special Gunpowder

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Temple of Heaven: Special Gunpowder
I found this menacing looking box at Haji’s. I’ve been cold brewing this green tea, as it’s much more convenient than coffee. Supposedly it’s good for you too. It doesn’t give me the shakes like too much coffee does. Anyway I have a simple method of preparing this tea which I will share:

  1. Dump a handful of green tea in the pitcher
  2. Next fill the pitcher with water
  3. Put it in the fridge

The green tea expands and floats and sinks in the pitcher. For the first 2-3 days it is in a state of continous motion, I don’t have a scientific explanation for that. It’s ready in an hour and this nice Ikea pitcher filters out the debris as I pour a cold glass. The tea is never bitter, which can be a problem when hot brewing green tea. Admittedly I’ve had better tea than Special Gunpowder, but you really can’t beat the name.

Brutally Hot in Phoenix, Arizona

You think you know. Yes, it’s hot in Arizona, but honestly you don’t know what hot is. Get a load of this:

July 18th Partly Cloudy 113 Degrees Fahrenheit

July 19th Partly Cloudy 112 Degrees Fahrenheit

July 20th Partly Cloudy 109 Degrees Fahrenheit

July 21th Thunderstorm 118 Degrees Fahrenheit

July 22th Partly Cloudy 116 Degrees Fahrenheit

July 23th Thunderstorm 114 Degrees Fahrenheit

July 24th Thunderstorm 114 Degrees Fahrenheit

Sandwiched between the hot city pavement and the gray monsoon sky, one point four million mortal souls bake in this deadly convection oven. Welcome to Phoenix.

Tristram Shandy and the status of e-text in this modern age

I had the pleasure of watching A Cock and Bull Story last night. It was chaotic, funny and fresh. Obvious, low brow jokes are woven into a tapestry of delicious philosophical irony in this retelling of “The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy, Gentleman” by Laurence Sterne. A book I had never heard of before now.

After consulting Google, I decided to read it in an electronic format. Crazy huh? The last e-book I read was this text file, and my horrible flickering Packard Bell monitor left me with a massive headache. I’m hoping my iBook LCD will treat me better.

Also Tristam Shandy isn’t a book that lends itself to a dot txt file. Sterne includes non-textual data in his books, like including an all black page when a character dies. The format would have to be html.

I’ve found a couple of sources:

Project Gutenberg:

http://www.gutenberg.org/etext/1079

The html version looks good. The yellow around the text doesn’t sit well with me (I suppose I could alter the .css file). At least there is a lot of text on each screen which means less scrolling. It looks like only volumes one through four are available. Like any other Gutenberg file, you can download it for offline viewing.

The Tristam Shandy Web:

http://www.tristramshandyweb.it/home.htm

This one looks beautiful, but doesn’t display much text per screen, which means lots of scrolling. Also you must click on a icon to move to the next page. I don’t see any way to download it (short of using a web ripper). Still, in my totally unqualified opinion this is the most accurate representation of a first edition available on the web. It is complete, with all nine volumes.

Laurence Sterne in Cyberspace:

http://www.gifu-u.ac.jp/~masaru/Sterne_on_the_Net.html

You can skip the Google search, as Masaru Uchida maintains this excellent directory on all things related to Laurence Stern.

I think I will begin with the Gutenberg version, I just like to be able to hit the down arrow as I read. If I reach the end of the first four volumes then I will switch off to the Tristam Shandy Web.